Want to feel like an awesome human and get a good workout? Wash your car. I just did. And I feel like the most accomplished person… on my block.
It's that thing
where I don’t know what I want anymore.
You seem to be on a fast track to a whole new life.– My horoscope lady better not be fucking with me.
An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.– F. Scott Fitzgerald! (via rulesformyunbornson)